{"title":"Tech Nerd's Crisp \u0026 Clean Collection","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e💧 \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCrisp \u0026amp; Clean Palette\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"15,0\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eThe Sacred Firewall.\u003c\/i\u003e Ultra-professional and strictly sterile. Featuring lemongrass and tea tree, these \"Maintenance-Grade\" scents (like \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,0\" data-index-in-node=\"146\"\u003eThe Paladin’s Sanctum\u003c\/b\u003e) create a pristine logic field, ensuring not a single \"mob\" (germ) passes your defenses.\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"paladins-sanctum-hand-sanitizer-30-ml","title":"The Paladin's Sanctum Hand Sanitizer - 30 mL","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⛪ The Paladin's Sanctum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNotes of: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLemongrass, Eucalyptus, Tea Tree, Pine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStat Block:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e +15 Poison Resistance (Germ Protection).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest Used For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hospital\/Clinic settings, public transit, or \"Purification Rituals.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLore:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA sterile, sacred space condensed into a vial. Not a single \"mob\" (germ) shall pass.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrice: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e$3.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Nerd Shack","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48131482615960,"sku":"HANDS-30ML-PALSA","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9997\/0456\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_7aade0e6-1464-478c-b3eb-f645355ae342.png?v=1773861922"},{"product_id":"liquid-cooling-hand-sanitizer-30-ml","title":"Liquid Cooling Hand Sanitizer - 30 mL","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; margin: 12.0pt 0in .0001pt .5in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e●\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e     \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eNotes of: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eLemongrass, Cypress, Eucalyptus Citriodora\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-left: .5in; text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e●\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e     \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eStat Block:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003e +10 Intelligence, +10 Constitution.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-left: .5in; text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e●\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e     \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eBest Used For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003e Hot weather, gym sessions, or \"Hardware Maintenance.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-left: .5in; text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e●\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e     \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eLore:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003e \u003ci\u003eUltra-clean and professional. Keeps the biological hardware running at optimal temps.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; margin: 0in 0in 12.0pt .5in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\" style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e●\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e     \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003ePrice: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003e$2.00\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerd Shack","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48131603628184,"sku":"HANDS-30ML-LIQCO","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9997\/0456\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_c6f5a290-c11b-4237-ab99-6d177e51c9b2.png?v=1773861119"},{"product_id":"💧-liquid-cooling-travel-sized-room-spray","title":"💧 Liquid Cooling (Travel-Sized Room Spray)","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💧 Liquid Cooling (Travel-Sized Room Spray)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNotes of:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Zesty Lemongrass, Earthy Cypress, Sharp Eucalyptus Citriodora\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStat Block:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e +10 Intelligence (System Check), +10 Constitution (Heat Resistance).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArea of Effect:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 10 ft. Burst (Cooling Loop)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDuration:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 2 Hours (Hardware Stability)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eItem Tag:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePocket-Sized \/ Maintenance-Grade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest Used For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e High-temperature environments, intense gym sessions, or \"Hardware Maintenance\" during a long workday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLore:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Ultra-clean and strictly professional. Distilled for those who push their biological hardware to the absolute limit, this mist acts as a heat sink for the soul. It strips away the \"thermal drag\" of a long day, ensuring your internal fans stay quiet and your processors stay frosty even when the ambient temperature rises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrice:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e $5.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerd Shack","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48744684748952,"sku":"ROOMS-30ML-LIQCO","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9997\/0456\/files\/LiquidCoolingRS.png?v=1773896706"},{"product_id":"🖥️-the-mainframe-travel-sized-room-spray","title":"🖥️ The Mainframe (Travel-Sized Room Spray)","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🖥️ The Mainframe (Travel-Sized Room Spray)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNotes of:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Zesty Lemongrass, Electric Grapefruit, Grounding Sage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStat Block:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e +25 Intelligence (Overclock), +10 Dexterity (Reaction Time).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArea of Effect:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 10 ft. Burst (Logic Field)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDuration:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 2 Hours (Peak Performance)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eItem Tag:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePocket-Sized \/ Admin-Grade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest Used For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e High-stakes coding sessions, complex data entry, or whenever you need to \"Overclock\" your brain to process a massive influx of information without crashing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLore:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Distilled from the ozone and static of the Guild’s central processing hub. While the Lemongrass and Grapefruit act as a high-speed data stream, the Sage provides the stable architecture needed to keep the system from overheating. One spray synchronizes your internal clock with the world's most powerful logic engines.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrice:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e $5.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerd Shack","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48744685109400,"sku":"ROOMS-30ML-MAINF","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9997\/0456\/files\/TheMainframeRS.png?v=1773896828"},{"product_id":"⛪-the-paladins-sanctum-travel-sized-room-spray","title":"⛪ The Paladin's Sanctum (Travel-Sized Room Spray)","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⛪ The Paladin's Sanctum (Travel-Sized Room Spray)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNotes of:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Zesty Lemongrass, Sharp Eucalyptus, Medicinal Tea Tree, Fresh Pine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStat Block:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e +15 Poison Resistance (Germ Protection), +5 Charisma (Aura of Purity).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArea of Effect:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 10 ft. Burst (Sacred Firewall)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDuration:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 1 Hour (Active Shield)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eItem Tag:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePocket-Sized \/ Guardian-Grade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest Used For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hospital\/Clinic settings, crowded public transit, or performing \"Purification Rituals\" on a shared workspace.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLore:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A sterile, sacred space condensed into a portable vial. Distilled by the Tech Nerd Guild's internal security division, this mist serves as the ultimate patch for biological vulnerabilities. When this \"Sacred Firewall\" is active, not a single \"mob\" (germ) shall pass. It turns any chaotic environment into a pristine sanctuary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrice:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e $5.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerd Shack","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48744687730840,"sku":"ROOMS-30ML-PALSA","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9997\/0456\/files\/ThePaladin_sSanctumRS.png?v=1773896930"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9997\/0456\/collections\/Gemini_Generated_Image_c04l2rc04l2rc04l.png?v=1773885018","url":"https:\/\/www.nerdshack3.com\/collections\/tech-nerd-guild-crisp-clean-collection.oembed","provider":"Nerd Shack","version":"1.0","type":"link"}